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11-17-2008, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by quarterman
Mrs. Taylor is one hot mama and I respect that but when she climbs in super red she becomes competition. One mr. Taylor better get busy pulling some hp outa his ass or he might be sofa king divorced. Then she will want to be fast poked.
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In my finding, Slowpoking is for the Women...They enjoy that more..
The Fastpoking is for us Men!!!
Stop being so Selfish there Darren!!!  ......Ya gotta give a little to get a Little!
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11-17-2008, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by quarterman
Mrs. Taylor is one hot mama and I respect that but when she climbs in super red she becomes competition. One mr. Taylor better get busy pulling some hp outa his ass or he might be sofa king divorced. Then she will want to be fast poked.
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This hot mama will be your competition and all you're going to see is my "hot ass" when it passes you on the track quarterman! I am confident...I have "the Jeff Garmon" in my corner!! Need I say more??? 
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11-17-2008, 11:33 AM
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Name: wideopen
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Wow....out of the corner with a strong right hook!
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11-17-2008, 11:38 AM
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This may be Sofa King the best grudge maych yet.
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11-17-2008, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Timbeaux38
This may be Sofa King the best grudge maych yet.
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If not, It's at least the most Sofa King interesting!!
Tim, Man you should have been there at freaking 2 AM with this chit started....I think thats the most I've laughed in a while!! Too bad you missed it dude....You should hung out longer!!!!
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11-17-2008, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Swole
If not, It's at least the most Sofa King interesting!!
Tim, Man you should have been there at freaking 2 AM with this chit started....I think thats the most I've laughed in a while!! Too bad you missed it dude....You should hung out longer!!!!
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Tim had to take his little fat kid to eat, and get the wet dog to bed, so it could wake him up in the morning
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11-17-2008, 11:50 AM
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I would have stayed, but Wet Dog was ready to get home. She was Sofa king tired......
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11-17-2008, 11:52 AM
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"Wet Dog" Sofa King Wrong
Make sure your Beautiful bride knows I apologized for that..
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11-17-2008, 11:59 AM
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Wow. This thread has my sides hurtin'. 
This is for you Lewis. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmjT7xLd95A
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11-17-2008, 12:19 PM
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Name: quarterman
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Originally Posted by Slowpoked
This hot mama will be your competition and all you're going to see is my "hot ass" when it passes you on the track quarterman! I am confident...I have "the Jeff Garmon" in my corner!! Need I say more??? |
You know normally I would like hot ass in front of me but you can put it there after I beat you you better show the jeff garmon some hot ass while your at it you will sofa king need his attention.
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11-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by quarterman
You know normally I would like hot ass in front of me but you can put it there after I beat you you better show the jeff garmon some hot ass while your at it you will sofa king need his attention.
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OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!
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11-17-2008, 12:27 PM
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These folks are talking Sofa King much smack it is hard to keep up
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"I just love everything about racing. I wanna race every single day. Its nothing for me to be cutting grass and the neighbor hoss the gas on his mower, and there we are, lined up in the the middle of the street." - Stevie KillinTime Jackson
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11-17-2008, 12:29 PM
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I'm Sofa King sad that I missed all this
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11-17-2008, 12:32 PM
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Name: Big Swole
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I'm Sofa King sad that I missed all this |
YES YOU SOFA KING SHOULD BE!!!!
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11-17-2008, 12:33 PM
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Sniff...sniff. This is why I love you guys. No matter the subject, you can always find ways to bring non-diesel (read: pornstars) into our conversations. 
We are Sofa King Diesel and you are Sofa King my brother!
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11-17-2008, 12:34 PM
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I'd give anything to have that on Video as Phil Taylor read it...
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11-17-2008, 12:54 PM
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Someone just joined CompD name "Garmonized"
HMMMM .....I wonder who that's gonna be??? HMMMMM
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11-17-2008, 01:11 PM
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Name: DPCgirl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by quarterman
You know normally I would like hot ass in front of me but you can put it there after I beat you you better show the jeff garmon some hot ass while your at it you will sofa king need his attention.
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I have "the Mrs. Jeff Garmon" taking care of ALL his "hot ass needs"! Sounds like Quarterman might be a little worried? You are "sofa king" going to get your ass handed to you by a girl!!
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11-17-2008, 01:15 PM
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I have "the Mrs. Jeff Garmon" taking care of ALL his "hot ass needs"! |
YUP!!
He her, "BLACK SMOKIN DIESEL DADDY!!!"
lol lol
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11-17-2008, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Garmonized
quarterman....i think you're bout to find out how sofa king bada$$ one red hot mama is gonna be after i dab on a little diesel fuel behind my ears and wiggle my hot a$$  in front of super redddddddddddddd while my hubby's under the hood...be afraid...VERY afraid....  |
Miss hotass you better hire a few more hot asses to wiggle in front of him to motivate hp he don't currently have you sofa king need a better plan.
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