I'll be there. Come by the buggy, get yer picture taken with Amish Elegance!
Free!
This once in a lifetime opportunity is only at US131, my local track. Thats right fellas, many have dreamed about this very day, all their lives. May 20th is it. If ye aint there, it may never happen again. Kill yourselves now if ya can't make it.
Ok, ok. No pictures. Eric said, no pull, no pictures.
Sorry guys. But if ya show up, you'll still get to hang out with me. (insert shameless sponsor plug here) See you there.